Going Bananas For Intergalactic Neon Robots

I don't want any of you going to see this band. Because then you will tell your friends, and they will tell their friends and so on. Pretty soon the only way I will see them is to buy an overpriced ticket for an Apes and Androids show at a venue with seats only, attended by lame frat boy's and their nightclubbing girlfriends on New Year's eve. I just know these guys are going to be huge. Then I will have to be that asshole saying how I saw them before they were cool.